Whole new level of ridiculous.

Do you know what's worse than rejection?

When you have the whole world in your hands, but you have to give it away due to circumstances that you absolutely have no control of.

Welcome to this thing we all call life - something that you've been blindly looking forward to, Ms Lynette Lee.

I sincerely hope you enjoy your fucking stay here.

Much love,
The Uni-fucking-verse.